Merry Xmas

...or whatever holiday it is you're celebrating...

Ahhh...I am leaving today to see the fam for xmas. That means no work...no NYC for five whole days. I am truly looking forward to this. My bag is packed with frigging gifts...the damn thing is soooo heavy.

I just want to relax...no deadlines...no meetings....uh...but there is the family, so it could potentially be worse than working. Just kidding!!! In case my family is reading this :-)

You know what's funny. I never EVER go into those touristy souveneir shops. Today I had to go to pick up something for my cousin. The weirdest thing happened. All of a sudden I got terribly nostalgic for long ago when I was just a tourist in this city and everything was exciting and wonderful. I got a creepy feeling in my gut...who knows?!?

I think my eyes have changed so much toward this city. I make new discoveries every single day, but not the kind that a tourist would ever know/dream of. I am lucky. New York is my home now. It's such an amazing feeling to feel at home here...when I see so many people everyday with no fucking clue where their home (READ: hotel) is...heeheehee...can't help but laugh.

Peace out bitches!!! I hope Santa Claus brings you everything you want!!!

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

It is not a terribly happy Friday here in FiFi-land. Can I get a break? Gosh!!!

First of all, it is blizzarding in the lovely NYC. BLIZZARD!!! I walked one block to get my lunch and fuck if I wasn't Frosty the FiFi by the time I came back. So, but, anyway, I have a friend that's having a mondo celebration tonight. Like a let's all get fucking wasted kinda thing, ya know? Well, now it's gonna be a let's all get fucking wasted, stranded, and fall on our fucking asses kinda thing... So, yeah...this should be fun. Pray for Le FiFi...please.

And if that's not bad enough, I am one of those nutballs that wants a Blackberry Storm...you know. The touch screen Blackberry that beats the iphone's ass. Yeah, I want it. If you know me, you know that I thrive upon instant gratification. I see something...I want it...I have to have it RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!! And so these dumbass phones are SOLD OUT in the whole of NYC...I have to order it online....but...I am not gonna be around for xmas...so they can't deliver it to my house...so I was gonna have them deliver it to my mother...but what if it doesn't arrive by the time I have to leave??? I am not gonna be in one place long enough to get the GOD DAMNED FUCKING STUPID FUCKING PHONE! So, I can't have it right now, so I'm just a tiny bit upset about it. But really it's no biggie. I'll get it when I get back.

I don't feel soooo bad cuz everybody who wants this phone is having to deal with this kinda shit...so I'm not alone. Many many peeps out there feel this excruciating pain.

I also need to get my shizz together to go home next week. I gotta find all the prezzies...buy a few more...and a whole buncha other bullshit...


...And work has also been kinda a cocksucker to me too! So I've got bullshit coming at me from all sides....Ah...well this too shall pass. I need to calm the fuck down.

~~~Yeah...peeps, I'll be working on that. Have a funky weekend!!!

Holy Testicle Tuesday!!!!!

Shizzzz...FiFi is the busiest beaver in the bunch these days. I am learning a lot. Doing a lot. Having meetings a lot. And all that crapola.

I get an email this morning stating that I am supposed to report to the ballroom at 4:45 to begin greeting guests to the company holiday party...huh??? Dudeskies! I am not going to the party. Apparently, it's management's duty to do this kind of shit. Ugggh! I am trying my damndest to get the frig out of it...so we'll see. I TOTALLY have other plans. How can they email me the morning of and expect this of me?!?!? Life can throw you into a pile of poopy sometimes...i'm in the poopy.

I am also insanely depressed. I have finished the last book of the Twilight saga. Alas, my romance with my darling Edward hath ended. Yeah...i'm preeety much suicidal. That author needs to get her ass in gear and write another ten or million books to feed my addiction.

Busy lil FiFi must return to the grind...so sad...

my love is all i have to give...

PEEPS!!! Friends! I know I suck. I will be not MIA shortly. I have 32.5 million calls, emails and texts to return. Please don't hate me. I am lazy.

I STILL LOVE YOU!!

My cousin said that she was going to send the NYPD to look for me if I didn't call her...ps...i called her..heehee

I am very very busy this week...getting shit ready for next week when I'll be outta town...

My job is scary. I have a lot of responsibility and millions of peeps coming at me from all different angles. YIKES!!! I couldn't fall asleep last night...and when i did i had nightmares of work related crap. I think it's still okay...it's just an adjustment...hopefully...

Lovely weekend as usual. Did get to catch up on some much needed rest.

i'm gonna go take a nappy now...bye!

Just take the fall...You’re one of us...The spotlight is on

Yeah...so...FiFi has been a naughty little girl. I am trying my damndest to write you peeps a lil sumthin every day...however, some days (read: most days) I don't even get a lunch break. I would bitch and bitch about this usually, but the truth is...I really fucking like my new job. And I don't mind not taking a lunch break if it means I get to learn more and get more accomplished...

'cuz most definitely Ms. FiFi is not going to be working long hard hours late into the night. I have other things that I need to do late into the night that don't involve reports, numbers, computers, etc etc...you know what I'm gettin at right?? So, the sacrifice of lunch...even tho the person that had my position is still there training me and practically ordering me to go to lunch (which I ignore because he is not the boss anymore, I AM).

The only thing...that I hate...more than anything...more than life...more than brussel sprouts is ALL the fucking meetings that are involved with this job. I know it's important to know what's going on around the place...but seriously...to sit in a meeting for TWO hours to talk for three minutes is ridiculous. DUDES!!! I have to listen to the woes of every other department. BORING!!!! With a capital FUCK!! Alas, this week I have come to realize just how significant (read: REALLY GOD DAMN IMPORTANT) my job is. Like, I have the first meeting of the day with management...that's some shit right there.

So, but anyway...will be trying to write you a love letter every day...but I can't make promises...I am sorta consumed here.

~~~Interjecting...I have to say something about sex. It really is kinda sorta amazing when two people cum at the exact same moment...kinda sorta maybe go weak...groan...and whatnot in perfect sync. It's sorta kinda maybe an indestructable quality of fusion. And sorta kinda maybe takes a fuckload of time to find....And is absolutely defintely like for sure a nightmare to lose... Hmmm...day dreams...~~~

And then...
I am reading the final book in the Twilight Saga. Breaking Dawn. STOP READING HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE BOOKS OR HAVE NO INTENTION OF READING THEM OR YOU WANT TO HAVE THE ENDING SPOILED.

I am on the floor about what is happening. Here is the rundown of things that shock me:
1. Bella married Edward.
2. Bella fucked Edward while she was still human.
3. Bella got knocked up by Edward the vampire.
4. Bella had a mutant vampire child growing inside her.
5. Bella popped the kid out. The kid is half human half vampire...a sweet little soul...so beautiful and amazing...and everybody LOVES her to death.
6. Edward changed Bella into a vampire.
7. BELLA IS FINALLY A VAMPIRE!!!
8. Jacob imprinted (read: Found his soulmate) in Renesmee (read: Bella/Edward's baby). (READ: EW PEDOPHILE) but not really 'cuz since he's a werewolf he doesn't age until he stops being a werewolf and Renesmee is aging quickly so....basically they will be together soon.
9. Bella is grossed out by this. Duh! Obvious reaction.
10. Bella and Edward can have sex for endless hours cuz they're both vampires and never have to sleep and never get tired. What a life, huh?

OKAY, YOU CAN START READING AGAIN!!

So...yeah...I fucking love these books. They are sooooo AWESOME.

Hopefully, I will finish the book this weekend...but I have some serious overdue writing/editing to do as well...I have been lazy and busy lately.

My peeps...have a mucho mucho fun weekend...catch you on the flipside!!!

Aah a ah a ah a haahh!

I won't soothe your pain

I won't ease your strain

You'll be waiting in vain

I got nothing for you to gain

Have I mentioned yet that I'm reading the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer??? I think I did...but I'm too damn lazy to go back and check. So...but...anyway I'm reading it. I'm reading it like a fiend on crack. Those books are like 500, 600, 700 pages dudeskies! HUGE!!! LOONNNG!!!

But when I start reading, I cannot stop. CANNOT! They are exactly my brand of heroin. I'm now on the last book BREAKING DAWN. I'm taking this one a lil slower 'cuz I know at the end of this book...there ain't no more. Hopefully, she will continue writing, but for now, there ain't no more.

This book...holy shit...I am not quite 200 pgs in and I am floored by the shit that has gone down already. It excites me and mortifies me about what is yet to come.

This past weekend I went to see the TWILIGHT movie FINALLY! It was soooooo great. Even if you don't feel like reading the books, I highly recommend the movie. The music in the movie is also great. Dark. Brooding. Sexy...exactly like my favorite vampire...EDWARD!!! Yes, I know I know I know...he's a fucking boy. I don't care. I still love him. I still want to marry him. I still want to have like 10,000 of his babies. So HOT!!!!! If he were a butch lesbian...I'd be all over that shit!!!

Alas...let me not rant more...need to get back to work now.

Peace...word...bye bye.

CHA-CHING!!!

Ladies and Germs!

I apologize profusely for my absence of late. Big things have been happening with Mz. FiFi. I will be trying my absolute bestest not to let ya'll down and not be blogging, but here's why it may be un problemo...

Last week I was offered a major job promotion. I am now management. This means I have a certain responsibility and whatnot to uphold. I have been offered the job that I am taking several times before, but have turned it down due to money and location issues. So, at this point I have been offered the job at the location where I am and with a preeeety significant up in income. In a year such as this, where we are all lucky to even have a job...a promotion...a promotion with a raise is HOLY HUGE!!!

Last week, I was mighty busy learning the ropes...and while I'm still learning, things have become a bit easier. I am seeing that I will enjoy this job and it will be more fun for me.

As all of you know, FiFi is the most creativist person in the world...sort of...but what you all may not know...is that I also love numbers...revenue...finance...blah blah blah. So, that's what I'm doing now...and IT'S SO MUCH FUN!!!! Peeps, I am very happy.

I do have run an entire department as well. This is a tad disconcerting to me. All of the people in the department are my friends...so...I am not too sure how comfortable I'll be running the show...and I'm not too sure how easy it will be for my co-workers to change their perception of me from equal to superior. And by superior I don't mean better, I just mean, having to tell the peeps what to do...and keep things in line...and make department decisions...and all that nonsense. It's a bit scary for me.

I suppose doing my job is numero uno...this isn't a popularity contest so I just hope they still like me. I don't see why they wouldn't...it's just I am somewhat a queen of irrational fears.

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I had a fabuloso weekend. My dear friend came to visit...we had a blast. We partied it up...and it seems neither of us is as young as we once were. Dudes!! FiFi is steadily climbing ever increasingly close to the big 30!

Once again, I apologize for leaving my bitches hanging...but now you know why so please forgive me...please!!!!

Gracias!!! Adios!!

Errrggghh!

Sorry for leaving everybody dangling...I've been having mild heart attacks for the last 24 hours...hahaha

no but seriously. i will have more to say SOON...hopefully...pray...

Whoa!

Something HUGE happened to me today! I don't want to talk about it yet. It's a good thing...I think...when it's definite you'll hear all about it.

I am scared. I want to vomit.

That's all I've got! sorry...

You are EXACTLY my brand of heroin...

B: Where's your boyfriend?

J: We broke up.

B: What happened to the love that would last for an eternity?

J: Eternities aren't as long as they used to be...

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"And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?

"That's right!"

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"Bella, I couldn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don't know how it's tortured me...The thought of you still, white, cold...to never see you blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when you see through my pretenses, it would be unendurable...You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever."

"You already know how I feel of course. I'm here which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you. I am an idiot."

"You are an idiot!...And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

"What a stupid lamb!"

"What a sick, masochistic lion."

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If you know the lovely Miss FiFi, then you know what the high likelihood it would be for me to fall in love with a vampire. It's so totally my style. So, I actually did kinda fall in love with Edward...the vampire.

Let me explain...'cuz you're all sayin' FiFi this can't be possible...Vampires do not exist and you are a fuckin lezzie!!! I know I know I know. What I meant to say first was that I have been reading the Twilight vampire saga. I hemmed and hawwed about not wanting to get involved with another series...but alas...I fell into the vampire hole.

This has happened to me before...Harry frickin Potter... So, that's why I tend to veer away from books such as these. They take over my life. And this one is actually much worse than Harry. Because there is a major major romance. A major sultry romance. A major sultry hot romance. A major sultry hot suspensful romance. A major sultry hot suspensful forbidden romance. Ah, you are getting the idea now. So, yeah, it's really not all that surprising that I'm in the hole.

And I loved the first book...Didn't love the second book soooo much. Yeah, probably because Edward was in only like 10% of the book or LESS. That just seems wrong to do. I do not like Jacob and don't want him sniffing around Bella. Makes me angry.

So, I'm on to the third book now. And Edwards back. Thank GOD!!! It's actually really really quite good. But in my best advice--- DON'T READ IT! DON'T GET SUCKED INTO IT!

Just kidding...sort of.

I can relate to their relationship in such a freaky way. They are all about passion and love and hot hot hot...and they sort of forget that he has to fight a constant urge to eat her alive. I can totally relate...I think I've dated a vampire before. But in my sad defense, I do tend to prefer passion over sanity. Sadly, it is the more painful of routes. Alas, we don't get to choose our journey...at least I don't believe that. I do believe that some of us are destined to be adventurous dragon slayers...and I have the misfortune or fortune (take your pick) of being one of those.

~~~So, but anyway...I had a more restful and relaxing weekend this time around. I cuddled up and snuggled up a bit more and wound down a lot. I saw Four Christmases. It was fucking funny. I love me some Reese's pieces...yum. I had quiet time....oh except for the lovely trek around Park Slope Sunday morning IN THE RAIN. Oh yeah...that was lovely...but when I got home you bet I was on my frickin couch with Edward as my date!!!

LYLASF